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The Kidnapper

Demands of  a Kidnapper in Japan

"I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!"

Negotiators assess the situation from next door.

Head negotiator is Dispatched

NEGOTIATIONS ARE CONCLUDED

NO MORE BAD GUY

Everyone goes home in time for dinner    

CASE CLOSED.

NOTE:

NO ROADS CLOSED DOWN,

NO EVACUATION OF EVERYONE FOR 3 BLOCKS,

NO TRIAL,     

NO FEEDING,

CLOTHING,

HOUSING,

AND MEDICAL CARE FOR LIFE........IT'S OVER.

In America -

We would assume this guy is innocent and we would attempt to discuss the situation for hours, maybe even a day or longer.  Give him a fair trial, find him guilty send him to prison for a few years where he'll get out and most likely do something stupid again.  While in prison he will have a roof over his head, watch cable TV, eat and maybe learn the law and before we know it he'll turn around and sue the police negotiator and local and federal governments - all this and more is paid for with our tax dollars!!!

In Japan -

They keep their expenses and valuable time extremely minimized!