| Remember Burma Shave?  | 
          
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              For  those who never saw any of the Burma  Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's and  '40's.  Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane  roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers'  fields.
 
 They were small red signs with white letters.  Five signs, about 100 feet  apart, each containing 1 line of a 4 line couplet......and the obligatory 5th  sign advertising Burma  Shave, a popular shaving cream.
 
 
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            | Here are more of the actual signs: | TRAINS DON'T WANDERALL OVER THE MAP
 'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
 IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
 Burma Shave
 | DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOWOUT SO FAR
 IT MAY GO HOME
 IN ANOTHER CAR.
 BURMA SHAVE
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            | DROVE TOO LONGDRIVER SNOOZING
 WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
 IS NOT AMUSING
 Burma Shave
 | DON'T LOSE YOUR  HEADTO GAIN A  MINUTE
 YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
 YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
 Burma   Shave
 | SHE  KISSED THE HAIRBRUSHBY MISTAKE
 SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
 HER HUSBAND JAKE
 Burma Shave
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            |  PASSING SCHOOL  ZONETAKE IT  SLOW
 LET OUR LITTLE
 SHAVERS GROW
 Burma Shave
 | CAR IN  DITCHDRIVER IN TREE
 THE MOON WAS FULL
 AND SO WAS HE.
 Burma    Shave
 | THE ONE WHO DRIVESWHEN HE'S BEEN  DRINKING
 DEPENDS ON YOU
 TO DO HIS THINKING
 Burma Shave
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            | BOTH  HANDS ON THE  WHEELEYES ON THE ROAD
 THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
 DRIVER'S  CODE
 Burma Shave
 | AT INTERSECTIONSLOOK EACH  WAY
 A HARP SOUNDS NICE
 BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY
 Burma Shave
 | A GUY WHO DRIVESA CAR WIDE OPEN
 IS NOT THINKIN'
 HE'S JUST HOPIN'
 Burma Shave
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            | NO  MATTER THE  PRICENO MATTER HOW NEW
 THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE
 IN THE CAR IS YOU
 Burma Shave
 | AROUND THE CURVELICKETY-SPLIT
 BEAUTIFUL CAR
 WASN'T IT?
 Burma Shave
 | THE MIDNIGHT RIDEOF PAUL FOR BEER
 LED TO A WARMER
 HEMISPHERE
 Burma Shave
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            | SPEED WAS HIGHWEATHER WAS NOT
 TIRES WERE THIN
 X MARKS THE  SPOT
 Burma Shave
 | CAUTIOUS RIDERTO HER  RECKLESS DEAR
 LET'S HAVE LESS BULL
 AND A LITTLE MORE STEER
 Burma Shave
 | BROTHER SPEEDERLET'S REHEARSE
 ALL TOGETHER
 GOOD MORNING, NURSE
 Burma  Shave
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